below is a post extracted from long time no see friend's blog .
Sexual Calorie Counter.
It has been known for many years that sex is a good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activies. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results..
REMOVING HER CLOTHES.
With her consent : 12 Calories
Without her consent : 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA.
With both hands : 8 Calories
With one hand : 12 Calories
With your teeth : 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM.
With an erection : 6 Calories
Without an erection : 315 Calrories
PRELIMINARIES.
Missionary : 12 Calories
69 lying down : 78 Calories
69 standing up : 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow : 216 Calories
Doggy Style : 326 Calories
Italian chandelier : 912 Calories
ORGASMIC.
Real : 112 Calories
False : 315 Calories
POST ORGASM.
Lying in bed hugging : 18 Calories
Getting up immediately : 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately : 816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION. IF YOU ARE,
20-29 years old : 36 Calories
30-39 years old : 80 Calories
40-49 years old : 124 Calories
50-59 years old : 972 Calories
60-69 years old : 2916 Calories
70 and over : Results are still pending..
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS.
Calmly : 32 Calories
In a hurry : 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door : 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door : 3521 Calories
